The tool built for the floor.

Fast, practical cannabis intelligence for dispensary professionals. Customer intake, instant strain matching, terminology reference, and ready-to-use customer scripts — everything you need to give exceptional service on every transaction.

🎓 Professional Reference
Customer Profile
Experience Level
Primary Goal (select up to 2)
Time of Use
Consumption Preference
Any Concerns?
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Fill in the customer profile and hit Generate Recommendation to see matched strains and talking points.

Your personal Mary Jane. Your budtender for life.

The greatest cannabis sommelier there ever was — your personal AI cannabis guide. Think of her as your cannabis financial advisor — except instead of money, we're talking about your experience, your body, your goals, and your plant. Whether you're brand new or a seasoned connoisseur, she meets you exactly where you are. Real conversations. Real answers. No guesswork.

10+
Years on the floor
1000s
Customers helped
500+
Strains studied
100%
Real experience
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Personal Consumer Session

New to cannabis or just not getting the results you want? Tell me your goals, your lifestyle, your experience — I'll build you a personalized cannabis plan covering strains, products, dosing, and consumption methods.

1-on-1 · 60 minutes · Zoom or phone
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Dispensary & Staff Training

Floor strategy, product curation, and comprehensive staff training on strains, terpenes, and customer conversations — built by someone who has actually managed a dispensary.

Custom packages · In-person or virtual
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Cannabis Business Strategy

Launching a brand, entering the market, refining your positioning? Deep industry knowledge meets real commercial thinking. From startup to scale.

Project-based · Initial call complimentary